I think God gave us children just so He could keep us in stitches. The other night we were driving home from a family wedding with our girls in the car. We had been driving about 45 minutes, everyone pretty quiet, reflecting on the nights events, when one of my daughters piped up in the back seat.
Reliving the garter belt moment from her perspective she asks, " Hey mom, when Harley threw Jens thong across the room did she have any other panties on under her dress?" OH MY GOSH! I am thinking I’m taking my daughters to a wholesome event when low and behold pornographic thoughts have been swirling through my sweet, innocent Marissa’s mind.
I laugh hysterically – I laugh until my stomach aches and I need to stop but can’t seem to make myself. Well, after all what would a person think if they were 9 and a piece of lace went flying through the air that had been retrieved from under a dress. Makes perfect sense to me. It is 2006… what in the heck is a garter belt any way?

That was funny! Thanks for sharing it.
A garter belt is what we had to wear back in the old days BEFORE panty hose. They sure weren’t comfortable (or sxy).